Good day dear friend.
I hope you are doing fine today.
I was very pleased to receive your last email in which you asked a question an important question the one that laid waste to any doubts I may have had that you are the perfect person with whom to join forces for this important and delicate assignment.
Your question the really good one is the one I will now paraphrase:
Do my personal values of honesty and respect for the legal institutions of my country allow me to conspire with an unknown person simply for the craven purpose of becoming extremely rich and never needing to work at my thankless and soul-killing job again for the rest of my life?
I’m sure you will agree that this question partly answers itself but the moral quandary you are raising affects me also in its own unique way as I too consider people who have money only for the sake of having money to be the sort of persons who are unprincipled and redundant and when an obscene measure of wealth manifests itself whether through hard work or divine providence it is incumbent upon the recipient of said wealth to divert a portion of the obscenity to redressing the many injustices that surround us by which I mean the physical classist racial ethnic sexual psychological ageist speciesist body-morphological intellectual gender environmental vast deliberate systemic rank and real biases and don’t forget bigotries which have existed for untold centuries in every part of the world and of course you and I are only too familiar with the especially nasty ones the ones inflicted on the emigres or in your case third-generation-removed grandnieces of poor and exploited migrant workers so it is here I wish to explain my primary motivation for wresting control of the aforementioned corpus of thirteen-million-five-hundred-eighty-eight-thousand nine-hundred and seventy-nine dollars and sixty-nine cents which will soon revert to the governing jurisdiction of my client’s legal residence should a qualified heir not be found.
I know we share an identical way of thinking about all of the terrible injustices mentioned in the previous sentence and as much as I’m eager to explain the extremely personal aspect of my quest to bring a halt to a heinous transgression an odious and unjust one currently taking place in my country the ancestral homeland of my deceased client as well as your great granduncle the conjunction of which brought us together it is a matter that demands the greatest confidentiality right now and even as I write this I realize I’ve said too much and caution prevents me from further revealing the personal and specific impetus behind the creation of my infallible method to access a rich dead man’s fortune until you give your signal to join me.
From the time you accept my generous offer to begin our lucrative partnership I will immediately share all the details of this shocking story of oppression and you will quickly see that personal greed was never the reason either of us entered into our amazing association destined to unleash a force for good upon the world and give birth to a positive re-conception of our lives.
I await your affirmative response.
Thank you dear friend.
Advocate argronominious-don
You mean to tell me that Mr Agronomious has a secret?
On another wave length: his prattle 'sounds' like the way those computerized telephone voices chose each word, word by word, or syllable by syllable, with that slight but dead pause between each one.
Wow. Classic "Nigerian" scammer meets AI.