It’s a sunny day and I’m walking down a dirt road with Boccaccio, a stocky elderly intellectual who always wears a brown jacket and a pink newsboy’s cap.
Shameless, jejune attempt to divert attention from the fact that the world is on fire - 'my substack is _frozen_' : hah! - the assorted wet dream shenanigans of the Distractor-in-Chief, bi-partisan gerrymandering, and the heartless slaughter of Gazans - sorry, I mean innocent cat-dogs.
I know. One must try to stay out of the shitstorm... and beware the shitstorm troopers who are massing. The news is paralyzing. The country is being eaten by giant amoebas, and I've taken to sleeping in my freezer.
de-chill, bro
I enjoyed this. Flowed like a dream. I would like to own a dog-cat so please don’t kill it!
Of course not. I may need him in another story.
Well done!!!!
Shameless, jejune attempt to divert attention from the fact that the world is on fire - 'my substack is _frozen_' : hah! - the assorted wet dream shenanigans of the Distractor-in-Chief, bi-partisan gerrymandering, and the heartless slaughter of Gazans - sorry, I mean innocent cat-dogs.
I love it.
I know. One must try to stay out of the shitstorm... and beware the shitstorm troopers who are massing. The news is paralyzing. The country is being eaten by giant amoebas, and I've taken to sleeping in my freezer.